Sunday, April 7, 2013

The Parody of the 4th IDIOT !!


I wonder how people sharing immense mutual understanding and those who might have faced tough times of life together, and those who are obviously not altruists, above all being the traits of people sharing a sacred relationship gifted to humans called "friends". What is puzzling is even this class of people around us generates such a talent where they have misunderstandings and gussa gussi kind of a things.

A very close friend of mine brought into my attention about some conflicts in between her and one our another mutual friends. Or, I would better say that Idiot-1 told me about her conflict with the Idiot-2. The two idiots had already faced tough times in the recent past against some other duffer who teased one of the two.

However this time, these two Idiots when found they have solved all the blah blah external problems, decided to go on to create some crisis out of nothing and came up with something called a mutual conflict among best friends. The details of the conflict are still undercover.

I may not be empathetic with my friend, as I can just not afford virtualising the trauma she might be undergoing. But yes, what I came up with was a conclusion that at least these two Idiots remained so close, that they got some conflicts to be dealt in between (Isolated Idiots like me...donnnnt have conflicts...:(..]
So the issue was that Idiot-1 wasnt picking the call of Idiot-2. Also, the Idiot-3 who is just back from a visit of jhummri - tallaiyyaas of the nation, is also not responding to Idiot-1's calls. Here comes the big one, the entry of giant Idiot-4. And this 4th Idiot went beyond making a story out of the whole mess ..may god forgives me for my ill deeds..

The 4th Idiot sorts out some genuine reasons for the 2nd Idiot not picking the call -

A) She is sleeping - but for continously since past two days ?
B) her phone might have been abdicated - by her mom or she might have lost it ?
C) she is deliberately not picking it - so what's the problem mann ?
D) she is herself sorrowful about whatever the "ill deeds" these two had in between them, and so is avoiding the compounding situation...good job ..?
E) Isolation --the best practice ?


But what about the 3rd Idiot ? Which of above are true for Him ? Or has Lake Munnar has shown him some angels whom he is fantasising about the whole day, eh ?

It was more a reason for me to cherish that my friends are so close, that they have conflicts, they laugh, they are worried like hell ...they are caring ..and they are sensitive (or ultra sensitive ?) to other's responses. Thats gud to have an asset of such people around.

Now I think, that these people must be given some monstrous problem bigger than their own, so that they stand unite and face it.

So, I, the 4th Idiot urge you all to intervene the matter, close this file here on, record your responses here on, and give proper explanations to whatever has caused this situation that required these harsh steps to be taken.

Avoid the calls, as words spoken in impulsive span of time might be harmful. Craft your words, and then pour them down here.

With Gay and Glee Smiles. Best wishes.

And clean up the mess you people have created for yourselves. Or else, I will have to take the mop to wipe it out your ill memories..

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